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A brief break from music reviews:
Rifling through my old toyboxes at my parents' house (looking for my old Casio keyboard - Chris, try to think of where it is), I discovered a few forgotten gems.  Nerf bows and arrows, my Armatron, and this sexy son of a bitch.  A little research reveals it to be Scattershot, an Autobot who combines with Lightspeed and Strafe to create Computron (an aerial Constructicons--->Devastator).  Thing is, as I transformed him into his bipedal mode it became clear that Scattershot is the Ron Jeremy of Transformers.  It has been called to my attention that this enormous crotch cannon should be swiveled behind him and folded up like a backpack (his Japanese name is BackPack, I think), but that's missing the point.  The people who made this fellow clearly intended for the gun to be fore and not rear, and if not, I'll eat my keyboard if nobody noticed that it was incredibly possible during the whole process of designing the action figure.  Anyhow, join me on this poorly photographed documentation of Scattershot's incredible transformation and subsequent gloating, posing, and cock push-ups.

<--cock push-up

Comments

[jSchwa]

Oh man I used to have one of those when I was a kid... The memories.

The leopard print really sells it, by the way.

[CC]

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